Pizza Boss 3000By TheStudentGuide
The ultimate freshers' week gadget
Any self-respecting student will consume unprecedented amounts of pizza during their first few weeks of university. You're going to need a heavy duty pizza slicer to make it through the freshers' period, and they don't come much more badass than Firebox's Pizza Boss 3000.
Built from engineering-grade plastic with a laser-etched stainless steel blade, the Boss 3000 will have Margheritas, Quattro Formaggis and even Sicilians trembling in fear as it glides through their doughy bases and sloppy toppings like…well, like a circular saw wielded by a hungry loon with a power tool fixation. Cripes! It’s even got a removable shield, so you can clean all that goo off the blade before ripping through another hapless Fiorentina.
More macho than a moustachioed supertanker filled with Tom Selleck’s sweat, this soon-to-be kitchen essential also makes light work of garlic bread, naans, pies, toasties and more. You can even torment your pizza by saying ‘Funny how?’ in a Tommy from Goodfellas way (the movie, not the frozen pizza company) before ploughing into your anchovy special. ‘Take it easy, I’m just breakin’ ya black olives.’