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Pizza Boss 3000

By TheStudentGuide
Pizza Boss 3000

The ultimate freshers' week gadget

Any self-respecting student will consume unprecedented amounts of pizza during their first few weeks of university. You're going to need a heavy duty pizza slicer to make it through the freshers' period, and they don't come much more badass than Firebox's Pizza Boss 3000.

Built from engineering-grade plastic with a laser-etched stainless steel blade, the Boss 3000 will have Margheritas, Quattro Formaggis and even Sicilians trembling in fear as it glides through their doughy bases and sloppy toppings like…well, like a circular saw wielded by a hungry loon with a power tool fixation. Cripes! It’s even got a removable shield, so you can clean all that goo off the blade before ripping through another hapless Fiorentina.

More macho than a moustachioed supertanker filled with Tom Selleck’s sweat, this soon-to-be kitchen essential also makes light work of garlic bread, naans, pies, toasties and more. You can even torment your pizza by saying ‘Funny how?’ in a Tommy from Goodfellas way (the movie, not the frozen pizza company) before ploughing into your anchovy special. ‘Take it easy, I’m just breakin’ ya black olives.’

You can get yours here.

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