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Would you rather..?

By TheStudentGuide
Would you rather..?

Already covered name, hometown and A-levels? These dilemmas are perfect for when conversation starts to lull.

Would you rather...?

  • be a tennis racquet or a tennis ball?
  • have permanently greasy hair or permanently smell of B.O.?
  • have your nose where your belly button is or your eyes on top of your head looking at the sky?
  • have a limp that means you have to drag your leg around or an extra hand on your stomach?

  • be able to go into the future or back to the past?
  • never be able to have chocolate or alcohol?
  • always have floor-length hair or never be able to grow any?
  • have a runny nose forever or permanent backache?
  • have the ability to be invisible or to fly?
  • never have to listen to Justin Bieber ever again or One Direction ever again?

  • eat the same meal or drink the same drink for the rest of your life?
  • only be allowed a Facebook account or a Twitter account?
  • drink a litre of vodka or a litre of hot sauce?
  • eat a dinosaur or get eaten by one?

  • hop everywhere or walk everywhere on your hands?
  • only see the world in pink or hear white noise every time there is silence?
  • sing everything or mime everything?

  • be chased by 50 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
  • have a really hot body and a monkey face or a really hot face and a monkey body?
  • be burning hot or ice cold?
  • be broke and free or rich and running from the law?
  • have the power to teleport or the power to read minds?
  • be Dumbledore or Gandalf?
  • talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
  • have limes for eyes or combs for hands?
  • have electric eel arms (to shock people) or squids for hands (able to shoot ink)?

Contributors: Yulanda Duff, Sophie Forrest, Catherine Holdsworth, Olivia Neal, Lizzie Preston, Sophie Thomas, Jonathan Walik, Nicole Harmer.

Tagged: help, freshers, advice

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