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No matter how terrible your gifts are this year, they won’t be as shit as this

By Sj.Cliff
No matter how terrible your gifts are this year, they won’t be as shit as this

Everyone, at some point or another, has to deal with the guilt of handing over a present that they know they didn’t think long about. But no matter how shit your panic-garage-buy is, it’ll never be as bad as this.

During the recent Black Friday madness, people were buying tonnes of useless crap – purely because it was on sale. Despite being an American tradition, us Brits spend an estimated £810m online, you can’t tell us it was all good presents.

The hilarious game Cards Against Humanity took the bullshit sales to the next level… by actually selling bull shit.

For the low, low price of just $6, you could get your hands on a little black box with a cute poop emoji that (quite clearly from the product description) "literal faeces, from an actual bull". It was rumoured that the special box could contain a limited edition card however, as this guy found out, that isn’t the case.

Poor dude.

So keep in mind, not matter how poor your Secret Santa was, or how lame it is to get your mom socks, just be thankful you didn’t waste your money on bullshit.

UPDATE: Now, just for Christmas, you can get The Bigger Blacker Box – which is exactly what it says.

Tagged: funny, christmas, cards against humanity, bullshit, america

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