Inventions we could probably live without.By Sj.Cliff
Being a student, it’s only natural that you accumulate useless crap.
A majority of you will have a traffic cone or shopping trolley you don’t remember bringing home – don’t worry we won’t tell!
But there are some things even more useless. How we hear you ask? Just take a look at these…
1. Socks for sandels. Socks and shoes are kinda cool but this is just taking things wayyy too far.
2. A lemon sprayer. Seriously, just why?
3. Paper E-mail. Completely getting rid of the E part.
4.A lap pillow. Creepy enough in design, then you see the sleeping old man...
5. Finger food obviously needs a Finger Food Plate (?). For when you're too fancy for regualr tableware.
6. This nifty little invention is a Fart Deodoriser. Nothing more to be said about this one.
7. Another for the lonely and slightly mentally unstable, the Hand Holder Dog Leash.
8. On the subject of dogs, this Butthole Cover (yes, you read correctly) will destroy even the butchest dogs street cred.
9. Have fully functioning fingers? Then why on Earth do you need smart phone Finger Gloves?
Saving the best until last...
10. One thing you always need but never have during sexytime? An Oral Flashlight, obviously! Who doesn't think the vinage blutooth is sexy?