Your roomie may suck, but these guys are WAY worse!By Sj.Cliff
As it’s the second semester, you’ve probably got used to the people you’re living with and their bad habits… but it doesn’t mean you have to like them.
When you’re living with new people, there are bound to be things that piss you off. IHateMyRoommate.net is a hilarious way for American college kids (or anyone sharing a place) to vent feelings about their terrible roommates and make an excellent way for you to realise yours aren’t that bad. Just take a look at these guys…
I Hate My Roommate because her room leaks an odor that can only be described as beer and ass.
I Hate My Roommate because he takes over our sitting room with his laptop blaring music while talking to his girlfriend (who he constantly cheats on) on loud speaker!!
I Hate My Roommate because she gets really high and then makes loads of extravagant meals, coz she thinks she's an amateur chef and is meaning to start a 'food blog', using every fucking cooking utensil in the kitchen and then doesn't eat them. She then leaves the food/pots/pans scattered around the house to decompose. Currently looking at a 2-week old potato dauphinoise rot on the living room coffee table. Fucking hell.
New York City, New York
There’s even a neat little feature where other custodians of shitty roommates can recommend a course of action! Admittedly, some of them are less than friendly and won’t really help your situation. They’re funny as hell though.
Recommendation -. Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes and ignore your roommate.
Recommendation -. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
Keep up to date with the latest roommate fails on by following the @IHateMyRoommate Twitter account!